Loose Gravel's Kinda Bad Ass Blog

So, after I wrote, what I thought was a great blog, I realized it lacked a point for loose gravel. Thats prolly why I wasn’t allowed to write. SO…
if your lookin for a good time thursday, you better put a funnel on your mouth while I attempt to read you questions.

JOE CENSORS, 10pm EAGAN….BE THERE OR BE HIT IN THE FACE WITH REGRET.

ROBOT BRITTANY,
OUT

I have been the most talented at loose gravel for some time now. So the fact that I was not allowed to blog til now, makes me really question there leadership.
Im over it.
So here is what is super important;
1. self waxing kits can melt in your car and explode in hot weather. SUPER HARD TO GET OUT
2. Doing the worm in an expensive dress, WORTH IT.
3. Announcing to you boyfriend and friends at your b-day party that you are going to get pregnant to trap him into marriage is a bit odd.
4. Loosing sleep over xbox, WORTH IT.
5. My best friend, Michelle, is still totally gay for me.

I dont know where this letter will reach, but its message is universal.
love,
Brittany

side note: degrassi, it goes there.