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Early Trivia!  Bryce and Uncle Dude will be prematurely ejaculating a special round of Trivial Trivia tonight, just for you, at 9:30 at TGI Fridays in Bloomington (100 & 494), followed by 4 more passionate rounds from 10pm to midnight, get there early (like before 9pm) and get a good seat.  If that’s not good enough for you, we’ve got 5 other establishments, with cold refreshing drinks and happy hour specials, serving up Trivial Trivia tonight!  I will personally be at Buffalo Wild Wings in West St. Paul with the outrageous Kearney Quinn. Check out our Calendar here:

http://www.loosegravel.biz/calendar2010.html

And for tonight’s hint at one of rounds, follow this link:
http://www.clamshare.com/v/135_snl_more_cowbell

And remember, it’s pop culture trivia, it’s team-based, and it’s absolutely free to play.  (And we’re giving out cash value prizes at each location)!

—Later

Sorry I missed my BUMPERS show my aids was acting up on me. But like Sarah Silverman says I’m just going to make lemon aids. Of this I’m HIV positive

I was most excited about Driver’s Ed in high school because they had driving simulators! It was an antiquated system even by 1990′s standards. A film reel circa 1976 was projected in front of the students who sat at a steering wheel. Lights would flash when the proper maneuvers weren’t executed at the proper time. How exciting!

In an effort to update the website with a new game I’ve spent the last two days laboring around the internet. Hour after grueling hour I played tested hundreds of flash games to find something to make your day better. One of the better games I came across was one where the player must grab a digital man by his digital parts and chuck him down the stairs. It’s a falling-down-the-stairs simulator! How exciting! (Interesting office conversation: Points are scored through injuries. Is it better to have a high score or a low score? Same applies to current homepage game.)
Thanks to simulators I would feel perfectly nervous yet reasonably capable if I needed to land an airliner. In fact there are simulators now for almost everything. Train engineer simulator (look, trees), assassin simulators, zombie infection simulator (http://kevan.org/proce55ing/zombies/), even life simulators. How very lucky are we that we can defy death doing horribly dangerous activities from the comfort of our office chairs? All these learned skills may actually be able to help us some day if for instance we needed to assassinate the leader of a drug cartel, escape a zombie or fall down stairs.

What could prove to be the most useful, life-saving simulator, apparently has not yet been made. My exhaustive search proved fruitless as I have been completely unable to find a bear-attack simulator. For shame.

I just finished putting together the spectacular rounds for Trivial Trivia tonight, Tuesday, May 19th, 2009.  Visit the Loose Gravel Calendar on the main page for participating locations and follow this link–>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hbsdlSpA2GU for a hint at what one of those amazing rounds may entail.

Loose Gravel Productions is excited to announce a new event coming soon. Staring soon at Bumpers in Burnsville we will be hosting weekly Bags tournaments. [INSERT CRASS REFERENCE TO TEA BAGS] We will have the official boards there in the next couple days so you can form teams and go there to begin practicing for the competitions starting the first Wednesday of June.

Hi I’m Andy

Bryce has made it possible for me to blog. Having never done so here I am blogging for the first time. please blog me back. Oh yea everyone come see our great Trivia shows at our many locations. BLOG

In an effort to bring the blog back to life we are bringing on some new authors most of who love to see their name in print despite their near inability to spell it. Until someone has something clever/witty to say, how about looking at this which would also give you a clue to one of tonight’s trivia categories: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TT4XO3Hjp7M

Bye.